Tuesday, October 2, 2007

I'm Gonna Call It...

Mark my words, Britney Spears will be dead within a year.

After much consideration, and after years of celebrity-watching, I am going to go out on a limb and say Britney is going to go the way of Anna Nicole pretty soon.

Foretellingly Yours,
xoxoSallyt

3 comments:

Megan said...

I can't believe I've spent so much time thinking about Britney Spears, but:

About six months ago, I felt the same way. Everyone was mocking her, and I wanted to -- well, not burst into tears and yell into my camera that they should leave her alone, but at least pat her on the head. She really seemed to be spiralling out of control.

Then she seemed to come back from the brink. I still wanted to pat her on the head and tell her everything would be OK. She was still teetering on the edge. Who would have thought that Kevin Federline would come out of this looking like the better person?

And now she's lost her kids! I think she needs to get herself out of the spotlight so she has a chance to get her life back on track.

Anonymous said...

Did you know the kid who was screaming and crying on YouTube to leave Britney alone because she's done so much for all of us (really?), has his own show?

I am afraid, Megan. I am afriad.

Travis said...

I, being of a paranoid nature, strongly believe all of Britney's "troubles" are complete fabrications perpetrated in order to keep her in the spotlight. Of course, she may not be aware of this setup herself.

If these shadowy powers do decide to snuff her, I hope they go the out-of-control-vehicle route ("She was on her way to pick up her estranged children! How TRAGIC!") rather than the drug overdose.