You read it here first, folks

I called it AGES ago.

After spending many years watching idiot celebrities, I can see these things a mile away.

With all the drame of late, what with the late night hospital runs, stand-offs with police, and cries for help from none other than Dr. Phil, I predict Britney will not see 2009. And that, my friends, is being generous. Very generous.

Psychically Yours,
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